Sunday, December 17, 2006
Oh Christmas tree
I don’t know why but I keep looking at my Christmas tree and thinking that it looks like some washed out old slapper with too much make-up on.
Oh god please don’t say I am turning into some P.C. new man with environmental concerns… oh no wait, I just said washed out old slapper… phew!
I can’t help it though, it feels almost perverted to dig up a perfectly good tree, no doubt quite happy sat there in the moist, nourishing soil, and to then garnish it with all manner of bauble and lights and watch as the children laugh at it. I guess it’s quite tasteful; I mean all the decorations look somewhat natural and being a Mac boy these days it’s white lights all the way. Nevertheless I feel sorry for the tree, it really does look like the little boy mum put in dresses because she’d wanted a girl really.
Hey ho ho ho… I am sure I can find some other stuff to be miserable about before the season is out.
