Saturday, February 24, 2007

Five t’ings

A little while back Steve Marshall passed me a meme and I thought: custard fucking cunts; all that swearing and insulting didn’t work, he’s still hassling me!

Of course he set no deadline, so in interweb terms, nearly a millennium later, I present to you five things you may or may not know about me… or may wish you didn’t know about me once you’re done:

I only recently passed my driving test, aged 34

But I have owned a car since I was 28… I’ll leave you to work out the details.

I have had my teeth whitened

Yup, it’s true; though my damn dentist insisted on giving me a “natural” look, so you’d probably not notice. Still, I am pleased enough that I feel I can, again, smile without my hand in front of my mouth.

I have taken lots of drugs

Somewhere between the age of 16 and 23 I took a shit load of drugs. Mostly Acid, Ecstasy, Cocaine, Speed and Dope. I can’t remember much of what happened but I remember it was fucking great whilst it was happening and even better when it stopped.

Money does not motivate me

And it’s a big problem because I need to find reasons to do stuff in life that most people would do because the money was good.

I am a [very, very low profile] member of the Web Standards Project

Though I really haven’t contributed a damn thing as yet… something I would like to change, and plan to if time allows.

Of course I should pass this on but I am Johnny No-mates… so fuck it.

Posted by John Oxton on 02/24 at 11:26 PM
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