The five stages of iPad

  1. Denial – Meh! It doesn’t live up to the hype
  2. Anger. – Why can’t people just shut the fuck up about it so it goes away, I said I am NOT interested, okay!?
  3. Bargaining. – I’ll wait for the second generation, I can wait until then, can’t I?
  4. Depression.
  5. Acceptance. – Unboxing pictures on Flickr will follow

Comments

  1. Would rather buy and etch-a-sketch, and spaz whatever money is left over on scotch eggs and porn.

    Also, if you want to know what the iPad is like, just give a midget an iPhone for half an hour and ask him what he thinks :)

    Hows that? I’m here all week.

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